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Happiness Is a Lie T-Shirt
A broken system does not become effective just because the numbers look better.
This design reflects a hard-earned lesson from base-building and management games: surface metrics can be misleading when the underlying setup is weak. Strong defence, clean layouts, and reliable resource flow do far more than chasing feel-good numbers ever will. When the core systems work properly, everything else becomes easier to manage.
The stark, minimalist typography is deliberate. No extra icons. No unnecessary clutter. Just a blunt statement aimed at players who have stopped chasing cosmetic stats and started building systems that actually hold up under pressure.
Product detailsMaterial: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: Medium-weight, 5.3 oz / 180 g/m²
Fit: Classic unisex fit (US sizing)
Comfort: Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Construction: No side seams for a clean, durable feel
Print style: Bold, high-contrast print designed to last
Fulfilment: Printed and shipped from the USA
Players who ignore happiness myths
Systems-focused and optimisation-minded gamers
Anyone who understands that preparation beats feel-good numbers
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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